The Pirelli calendar may be sort of gross, but at least it’s sexy. This just makes us think of cholera. http://bit.ly/kQ8Rq (via @cutblog )

My plan for tonight: classifying Tweeps on Brizzly. First 10 people who click get an invite code so they can too. http://bit.ly/3LSkJC

Manicure tip - express nails in Potsdam. http://pic.gd/edd025

God help the poor souls responsible for taking care of the backstage riders for this calamity of ego: http://vimeo.com/6721996

I think I must be getting old because suddenly skateboarding seems really dorky.

Is it just me or is Lady Gaga looking more and more like Orly Taitz? Or is Lady Gaga Orly Taitz? or vice versa? I smell a wig wearing fish.

The perfect tool for making those neurotic about their weight into obsessive–compulsive wingnuts: Fitbit http://shar.es/1sVTA

SXSW Interactive now confirmed. Yeehaw!

Can a chai latte make you hip? http://bit.ly/Z0saD

Who else will be enjoying ‘homemade smoothies’ at #FOWA next week?

RBG CMYK FTW

Wondering whether Oberholz actually trains their staff to be insolent or whether it’s a precondition for getting hired.